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You’ve seen ’em. Those ‘ecofriendly’ laser-powered tin cans flying through the caves. DRG has to track down the source of this blasted company. Engi – I am here. You begin to take out a large drawing board and draw from nowhere.

“Wait…there are Elves out There?”

It is worth listening to greybeards if you don’t live underneath rocks and stones. They might have spoken several times about you being an elf, and you might be surprised to learn this. There was also the time that THOUSANDS LEAF-LOVING, MIDGETS FLOODED CAVES.

Let’s not stop there now that science has proven that elves do exist.

These flying scraps of beautiful art are eco-friendly.

You must deal with those stupid droids every time you fight them.

While they do have prospecting skills and other junk, we have never seen them mine a single inch for stones. I mean, if you’re going into a cave, WHY THE HELL WOULDN’T YOU MINE IT. CAVES HAVE ONE PURPOSE. IT IS NOT TO BE MINED. clears throat

Those Leaf-Lovers with a touch of gra*s befriended the damned BUGS

I’m just starting Hacksey. THOSE BLOODY BUGS CAN DESTROY OUR EMUBILITIES WHILE NOT LAYING AN ARM ON THE SCRAP PHILL OF A PROSPECTING FACILITY TWO FEET FROM US.

I bet they’re here to protest mining!

Think about it! They bring dumb ‘environmentally friendly’ tech, make friends with bugs, and only get information from caves! They’re just trying to protect the wildlife from us.

It’s there for you.

I proved that only treehugger WIMPS would attempt to save wildlife, however dumb that might sound. We will have to wait until mission control convinces the upper management to let them at em.

Rock and Stone, thank YOU for listening!

Deep Rock Galactic Those BLOODY ELVES are running the Competitor, and here’s the proof is described in this guide. If you notice anything that needs to be fixed or updated, please let us know in the comments, and we’ll correct it as quickly as possible. Today, may it be a good day for you. The inspiration for this piece came from the author/creator Bub177.